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NAPSTER No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
TWAIN Technology Without Any Important Name
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
COBOL Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers